Tales from the Philippines
We are the Monkeys and Filipino as well, so maybe that's why I love the Philippines. Though I've spent most of my life outside the Philippines, the time I spent there is almost always positive.
I have taken the illegal boat from Borneo to Palawan, I've taken the bus from Manila to Davao; flown from Zamboanga to Manila; taken the Ferry from Manila to Cebu; Hopped into a fishing boat from General Santos to Manado, Indonesia; learned to dive in Bohol; flew the last MAS flight from Kota Kinabalu to Davao; planted trees on my friend's farm in Dumaguete; waited at the Iloilo airport for two days to get to Palawan - so many adventure that I can hardly remember.
But one of those trips that truly amused me was the one that involved applying for a passport. I was at the foreign affairs office in Manila to enquire as to how to apply for a passport. The guy at the counter asked for my documentation. I didn't have any so he told me to get it and come back. I asked how? He told me to go to Binondo (Chinatown in Manila) where I'll be able to get them. I'd never been to Binondo so he told me to get a jeepney outside to Divisoria, then take another jeepney to Binondo - it's a two rides by jeepney, or one ride if I go by taxi.
I arrive in Binondo but I couldn't find a place that says "office of foreign affairs." I did notice a lot of shops that had signs about all kinds of documents so I asked at one store "Where's the branch to get a residence certificate?" The worker replied, "Here." It didn't look like it was a government office but the guy didn't seem to be joking. He asked me if I needed more. "What about a voter's ID? You can get everything in Binondo." I noticed a sign that said; "College degrees and transcript available," so I got nosy. "Do you have a College Degree? Which University do you want to graduate from?" "Do I have a choice?" I enquired." Of course," he replied then showed me a bunch of college and University names, including University of the Philippines, Santo Tomas University, University of the East, Mapua Institute of Technology, etc. " Do you have any that are not so famous?" "Take your pick from the list: There are so many." Manuel L. Quezon University caught my eye as I hadn't heard of it. I asked, "Is this a good University?" He answered, "They're all good!"
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"Okey! How much?" I enquired. He said, "Would you like a fake degree or an original one?" I asked "What's the difference?" He told me, "The original has the seal and the signature of the Dean and comes with a transcript with excellent grades, but it's more expensive.
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I have forgotten about this College degree until several years later when I was in Dumaguete reading my Guesthouse's newspaper. The front page said that a famous law school burned down. It was the Manuel L Quezon University School of Law campus and some of the alumna are current supreme court judges. I was shocked!
The guy in Binondo was not kidding, I could have a "real" college degree!
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